Hello there boi... Sit! That's better... On the ground, where you belong... perfect! Just in spitting distance almost. Which is perfect, because that's why we brought you here. You see we want you to take a double team load of loogies from both of us! We have so much spit inside both of us and it is making a beeline for your hungry little mouth. Oh but it's not going straight into your mouth... no... We are going to collect your little package right here in this shot glass. All those drooly chunks of spit frothing out of our mouths and straight into this glass for you to ***** right up! Don't move a muscle, we don't want you to miss a thing...
