The season of change cometh! Sod all that season to start feeling jolly and feeling like your year has actually been remotely successful! You are not whole until you have obeyed what I instruct you to do and done so with a wide open heart and much happiness! I am revisiting some of your decisions this year, as well as some of the promises you have made and failed to keep in a way that is pleasing to me. No matter, I know you are feeble minded and without my constant guidance in your life you would surely run amok and fester in your own pathetic-ness. So sit down, pull out your pen and paper and take notes. This is going to be intense!
