Mmm, now usually I don't do this... Encouraging so blatantly your demise.

But in your case I'm willing to make an exception. Bend the rules so to speak... It makes me smile that you find yourself helplessly addicted to every part of me. What is more natural in the mind of a man than to be fully devoted to the every whim of the object of his desire? What better thing to give oneself in for than the absolute worship and fulfilment of her needs?

I love how addicted you are to me. Or more precisely spending on me.

It makes me smile when your hand reaches for your wallet while the other simultaneously reaches for your pants!

Hahaha! So funny! You amuse me... helplessly scratching around to get some more pennies together so I can giggle online and say, "Awww, another piggie is wallowing in his despair! Courtesy of me! Nice!" and know that the little piggie I'm talking about is you... How your day suddenly seems brighter! Your step is immediately lighter. And no matter what foulness life flings at you it doesn't matter.... because you know you have me in your life...

Mmm... purpose.

And your purpose is to keep on spending!

Speaking of which.. have you purchased each and every clip in this store? If not why not?

STEP TO IT!