Hey there big boi!

Hahahahaha

Wow it is just way too easy to diss that thing peeking out from your boy panties. Wowza! Never seen anything as pathetic as that thing you know! And still you insist on running around with that skin tag flapping miserably about and pretend you're a man! Wow how pathetic!

We have a theory about what small cocks can and cannot do... You're going to solve an ongoing debate we've been having by doing things for us.

Afraid it will be ***********?

Of course!

Afraid we'll laugh at you when it turns out that you really do have a small cock? Hahahah! Of course we will...

But is that going to stop you from trying?

No. Of course not.

Now do it!