Hey there big boi! Happy to see me? Mmmm, I can't tell. Not with that mini-sized bit of heat you're packing between your legs... So embarassing isn't it? To be carrying a miniature replica of a cock. It's more like a souvenir penis. Made for the *********** factor. Hardly usable... even if you had to roll it up like a burrito hahahah!

Oh my goodness! I bet you sometimes wonder what a nice size penis should look like don't you? How firm? How wide? How girthy it should feel?

Well it's a good thing you've got me loser! Because I've seen the best of the good and the nasty! I know what a good cock looks like, and I can give you the full 101 on what you're not packing - and why!